Barber Shop Talk

Women at the Hair Salon: Complicated Hair Order
Men: On average, two words.

I thought I knew everything about the bro-code. I consider myself to be much bro, so when I learn something new about the male species I am AMAZED.

This week I learned Man-Codes for hair-cuts. My father explained, so if this is a little old school I apologize.

The Crew Cut

The Flat-Top

The Chilli Bowl

The High & Tight

SO PAUSE. MEN have a standard name for their cut? Even when I explain what I want at the salon, they don't do it right or they take too much off. No wonder all these years we have not been allowed to go into a "barber shop". They don't want women to over-run the shops because barbers only need two word instructions instead of a written and illustrated example of what women want there hair to look like.  

After doing more research, these last hair cuts are more recent hair codes for a male haircut.

Boy Band (pre-millennial)

Boy Band Current- any variation of this

My Personal Favorite: The Mullet Flat-Top

Sometimes I wish I had the simplicity of a man at the barber shop.

I wonder if I go into the barbershop and ask for "The Miley" if they will know what I want.

**Tongue not included

Striving for Perfection for a lifetime is exhausting,

Brooke Danae

Cheers to Miswired Human Beings

I've said I want to live my life with more heart rather than with logic.

Because no matter what decision you make on a feeling can not be invalid.

No one can invalidate your feelings. 

Make you feel smaller because you feel differently than another person.

You feel differently, because we all fucking think differently.

We often put line between a woman and a man.

When really the line should be between EVERY person!

We all have different thoughts.

And we all different feelings because of the way we interpret out thoughts.

Let T represent thoughts, and F represent feelings. See the following equation:

T=F(T)

However that fucked up math works of millions of neurons working in our brain, you can see that your feelings are dependent on your thoughts, the way you think, and especially your PERCEPTION.

I'm going to go into a "controversial" subject (which I don't know how because from my stand point what the hell?). Why is being gay not legally recognized? How could it be wrong to love? Because of the way you think, you don't understand the way we think?

I've just explained how impossible it is to think the exact same as another person.

To think the EXACT same as someone else, 

You would have to have their same perception, same thought process, 

to create the same thoughts which then would give the same feelings 

IF you had the same way of interpreting thoughts into emotion.

As soon as you meet these requirements, please continue to tell me being gay is wrong.

You can not invalidate an emotion.

DO NOT invalidate homosexual love, because you love with a different fucking thought process.

We are not any less, and we are not anymore.

To help with your interpretation of how I see it. I am trying to illustrate there is nothing different about the gay vs. straight love. Love rings true in the heart of the beholder, saying is not right but hey I am not BUDDHA.

Those feelings are nothing less than heterosexual feelings.

Simply Valid Feelings.

We are ALL (whether gay or straight) mis-wired human beings, because there isn't a "norm" established.

Besides our IDEA of what we THINK normal is. 

CHEERS HUMANITY: MISWIRED HUMAN BEINGS

Here's the song that made me want to talk about the miswired human beings:

(I like to share my discoveries in music)

Because staying sane is impossible,

Brooke Danae